Jason Patric:
Jason Patric
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Information:
Name: Jason Patric
Born: 1966-06-17
Height: 1.78
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Filmography:
Geronimo: An American Legend (1993), Saturday Night Live (1994), The Beast of War (1988), My Sister's Keeper (2009), Denial (1990)
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Knock Knock
Who's there !
B-4
!
B-4 who ?
B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
NilayEnderbyAo
Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in
a light bulb?
A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th
century.
LindlyBizahalanirQ
Q: How many bikers does it take
to change
a light bulb?
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the
other to kick the
switch.
MacNachtanGalteroWI
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how
much will it cost?
Dentist: It's $90.00.
Patient: $90.00 for just
a few minutes work???
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you
like.
LotharTheodoreVB
What do
ghosts say when a girl footballer is
sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !
JordiAlhanHI
What's the difference between a very
old, shaggy Yeti and a dead
bee?
One's a seedy beast and the
other's a deceased bee.
GoraidhDomekMs
Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !
ThorleyCaradogkX
First witch: Here's a banana
if you can
spell it.
Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when
to
stop.
NicoliDrudwynlj
Q: What
happened when the dog went to the flea
circus? - A: It stole the
show!
HwitfordKermitDr
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
toilet?
Wait until he's finished.
GionnanEarwineAN
